"A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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Selected Quotes of Dorothy Parker
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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"Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramps.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live "
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramps.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live "