"When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it‘s longer than any hour. That‘s relativity.
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Selected Quotes
"The subjects of every state ought to contribute towards the support of the government, as nearly as possible, in proportion to their respective abilities; that is, in proportion to the revenue which they respectively enjoy under the protection of the state.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
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"When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it‘s longer than any hour. That‘s relativity.
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"There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary, and those that don't.
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"If you’re going to be an atheist, you should be having a lot more fun.
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"There is increasing evidence that Bigfoot may not be as benign as some people think
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"I think for us to get American military personell involved in a civil war inside Iraq would literally be a quagmire. Once we got to Baghdad, what would we do? ... I do not think the United States wants to have U.S. military forces accept casualties and accept responsibility of trying to govern Iraq. It makes no sense at all.
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"Q: If you could live forever, would you and why?
A: I would not live forever, because we should notlive forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. "
A: I would not live forever, because we should notlive forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. "
"The war situation has developed not necessarily to Japan’s advantage.
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
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"The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
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"Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.
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"Politics is not the art of the possible; It is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
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"Bernard of Chartres (1030-1170) used to say that we are like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants, so that we can see more than they, and things at a greater distance, not by virtue of any sharpness of sight on our part, or any physical distinction, but because we are carried high and raised up by their giant size.
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