"It's important to realize that I was actually black before the election.
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Selected Quotes
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
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"This is not only not right, it's not even wrong!
Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!
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"What you said was so confused that one could not tell whether it was nonsense or not.
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"There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
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"The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love.
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"Prediction is very difficult, especially if it‘s about the future.
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"To carry Coals to Newcastle, that is to do what was done before; or to busy one's self in a needless imployment
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"To carry Coals to Newcastle, that is to do what was done before; or to busy one‘s self in a needless imployment
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"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
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"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
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"He said 'You think so?', in such a manner as to imply he didn't.
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"Poetry doesn't belong to those who write it, but to those who need it.
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye
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""F*** U"
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"You know, Paul, Reagan proved deficits don‘t matter.
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"It's important to realize that I was actually black before the election.
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