"If Landau would have been here he would have stopped you after twenty seconds
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Selected Quotes
"It isn‘t what I do, but how I do it. It isn‘t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
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"After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school department is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
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"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest to fool.
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"Physics is like sex. Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
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"the Iraq war "will go down as one of the worst" mistakes in the history of the American military
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"This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever
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"It‘s pronounced “NEUmonia“. The “p“ is silent, like the “p“ in “pswimming“
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"There‘s no future in Computer Science. Computers will be programming themselves soon.
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"You know you're getting old when you can't recall if it happened 20 years ago or 30.
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"Q. "Why did you wait so long to finally have children?"
A. "Rita finally took seriously something I was poking at her in fun"
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"It's like hitting yourself with a hammer because it feels so good when you stop.
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"Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
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