"No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.
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Selected Quotes of Yogi Berra
"Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.
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"When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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"It’s déjà vu all over again.
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"We made too many wrong mistakes.
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"If you don’t know where you’re going, you might wind up someplace else.
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"It gets late early out here.
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"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
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"Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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"Pair up in threes.
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"The future ain’t what it used to be.
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"Slump? I ain’t in no slump … I just ain’t hitting.
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"Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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"It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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"A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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"He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
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"You can observe a lot by watching.
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"I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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"Never answer an anonymous letter.
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"It ain’t over till it’s over.
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"I never said most of the things I said.
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"If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.
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