By Randall Munroe, http://xkcd.com/171/
This is the actual lead sentence from a USAToday story today:
Train crashes into Texas veterans parade; 4 dead
MIDLAND, Texas (AP) — An event organizer says there are four dead and 17 hospitalized after a train crashed into a trailer carrying veterans during a West Texas parade.
Now, doesn't that sentence imply the "event organizer" arranged for the train crash? The event was intended to honor wounded veterans, but I couldn't help but wonder if that's how we GET wounded veterans in the first place.