Incorrigible Observer
Cheney U - "I felt better after I did it"
If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".