"O'Hara: Time. Time. What is time? Swiss manufacture it. French hoard it. Italians squander it. Americans say it is money. Hindus say it does not exist. Do you know what I say? I say time is a crook.
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Mark Twain
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History doesn't repeat itself, but It often rhymes
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A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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To commit suicide in Buffalo is redundant
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
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Faith is believing what you know ain't so