A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
To commit suicide in Buffalo is redundant
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so