"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment. "

"They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm. "

"Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. "

"She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. (speaking of Katharine Hepburn) "

"Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramps.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live "