"I think it's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be wrong.
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Selected Quotes of W.C. Fields
"I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. It‘s the one thing I‘m indebted to her for.
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"When I played Keokuk one night they were so packed in they couldn't laugh ha ha ha, they had to laugh ho, ho ho
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