Selected Quotes

"The circus has gone but the clowns stayed. "
   --Leonid Zakharov, On the Crimea, quoted in the NY Times, http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/02/world/europe/power-outage-forces-crim…

"Responsibility is a unique concept... You may share it with others, but your portion is not diminished. You may delegate it, but it is still with you... If responsibility is rightfully yours, no evasion, or ignorance or passing the blame can shift the burden to someone else. Unless you can point your finger at the man who is responsible when something goes wrong, then you have never had anyone really responsible. "
   --Admiral Hyman G. Rickover, Testimony to the US Congress's Joint Committee on Atomic Energy, given June 15, 1961

"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. "
   --Aldus Huxley

"Why, sir, there is every probability that you will soon be able to tax it. "
   --Michael Faraday, Faraday's purported reply to William Gladstone, then British Chancellor of the Exchequer (minister of finance), when asked of the practical value of electricity (1850) as quoted in Democracy and Liberty (1903) by William Edward Hartpole Lecky, p. xxxi , and in Discovery Or The Spirit And Service Of Science (1918) by R.A Gregory, p 3. The variant ""One day sir, you may tax it."" is given in The Harvest of a Quiet Eye : A Selection of Scientific Quotations (1977), p. 56, but they source it to Discovery which differs in its quote. According to Snopes in ""Long Ago and Faraday"", it is most likely an invented quotation, as there are no contemporaneous records, though Lecky did live through the same time as Faraday and Gladstone.

"Tipping is un-American. Keep your change. "
   --Bar owner, Notice behind the bar in 'Petrified Forest' (1936)

"Look. You campaign in poetry, you govern in prose. "
   --Hillary Clinton, 20160125 on the campaign trail in Iowa

"I call myself Phoebe. And why not? "
   --Addison DeWitt (George Sanders), All About Eve (1950)

"It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character. "
   --Joseph Heller, Catch-22

"I think what you realize when you do my job is that you can pretty much tell how everyone was treated by their father. Sometimes you get stuck in your period of peak rebellion. If they were a girl, and they were adored by their father, they just assumed that posture. They were very easy to be around. If they were a guy whose father was way too critical, whatever you said was a problem. Then you realize it has so little to do with you, it’s just the role. "
   --Lorne Michaels, 20160209 NY Times, on Presidential candidates appearing on SNL

"No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money. "
   --Dr. Samuel Johnson, Boswell's Life of Johnson

"China is a sleeping giant. Let China sleep, for when she awakes, she will shake the world. "
   --Napoleon Bonaparte, Attributed

"Donald has a tenuous relationship with the truth. "
   --Ted Cruz, 20160303 Republican Presidential Debate

"The Universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose "
   --J. B. Haldane, Possible Worlds and Other Papers (1927), p. 286

"Captain Renault: How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce. You know, now I think I shall pay a call on Yvonne. Maybe get her on the rebound. Hmm? Rick: When it comes to women, you're a true democrat. "
   --Casablanca (1942)

"“Lucifer in the flesh,” the former Speaker said. “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.” "
   --John Boehner, When specifically asked his opinion of Ted Cruz, April 2016

"Debbi: You're a psychopath.
  Marty: No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. That didn't come out right. "
   --Grosse Point Blank (1997), http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119229/quotes?item=qt0469132

"And never have I felt so deeply at one and the same time so detached from myself and so present in the world. "
   --Albert Camus

"Accident rules every corner of the universe. Except maybe the chambers of the human heart. "
   --Nels Gudmundsson (the defense attorney), Snow Falling on Cedars (1999)

" The ability to learn is older -- as it is also more widespread -- than is the ability to teach. "
   --Margaret Mead

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. "
   --Sir Winston Churchill, November 10, 1942, The Lord Mayor's Luncheon, Mansion House

"Undying love is like the ghost in your villa. Everyone talks about it, but try and find one person who has seen it. "
   --The Good Woman (2004)

"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work and learning from failure. "
   --Colin Powell

"The unexamined life is not worth living. "
   --Socrates

"Q: Is there anything you would have done differently? A: "I would have done it in July." "
   --Jeff Skiles - co-pilot of Flight 1549, From the film "Sully" at the NTSB investigation hearing on their forced water landing into 36° F water of the Hudson River.

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. "
   --Theodore Roosevelt