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Incorrigible Observer
Cheney U - "I felt better after I did it"
Quote Of The Day
"Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. "
--
Dorothy Parker
Selected Quotes of
Yogi Berra
"Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical. "
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it. "
"It’s déjà vu all over again. "
"We made too many wrong mistakes. "
"If you don’t know where you’re going, you might wind up someplace else. "
"It gets late early out here. "
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. "
"Even Napoleon had his Watergate. "
"Pair up in threes. "
"The future ain’t what it used to be. "
"Slump? I ain’t in no slump … I just ain’t hitting. "
"Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. "
"It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility. "
"A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. "
"He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious. "
"You can observe a lot by watching. "
"I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. "
"Never answer an anonymous letter. "
"It ain’t over till it’s over. "
"I never said most of the things I said. "
"If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else. "