"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon—it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.
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Selected Quotes of Yakov Borisovich Zel'dovich 1914-1987
"If Landau would have been here he would have stopped you after twenty seconds
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"Frequently in error, never in doubt (said of cosmologists...)
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