Benjamin Franklin

Who had deceived thee so often as thyself?

Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest.

When you're finished changing, you're finished.

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.

Nine men in ten are would be suicides.

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours.

Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75.

The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing

Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.

It is only when the rich are sick that they fully feel the impotence of wealth.