"It is only when the rich are sick that they fully feel the impotence of wealth.
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W.C. Fields
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When I played Keokuk one night they were so packed in they couldn't laugh ha ha ha, they had to laugh ho, ho ho
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. It‘s the one thing I‘m indebted to her for.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.