"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn‘t be a bit surprised.
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Theron Marcus Vining
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There's only one thing worse than growing older. Not growing older.
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Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
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It's like hitting yourself with a hammer because it feels so good when you stop.
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Q. "Why did you wait so long to finally have children?"
A. "Rita finally took seriously something I was poking at her in fun"
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You know you're getting old when you can't recall if it happened 20 years ago or 30.
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That‘s a kind of logic. Specious, but still a kind of logic.
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How much fun does a priest have? Nun.
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The Beatles won‘t last.
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There‘s no future in Computer Science. Computers will be programming themselves soon.
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It‘s pronounced “NEUmonia“. The “p“ is silent, like the “p“ in “pswimming“