"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the dedicated communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction, true and false, no longer exists.
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Theron Marcus Vining
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Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
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It's like hitting yourself with a hammer because it feels so good when you stop.
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Q. "Why did you wait so long to finally have children?"
A. "Rita finally took seriously something I was poking at her in fun"
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You know you're getting old when you can't recall if it happened 20 years ago or 30.
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That‘s a kind of logic. Specious, but still a kind of logic.
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How much fun does a priest have? Nun.
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The Beatles won‘t last.
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There‘s no future in Computer Science. Computers will be programming themselves soon.
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It‘s pronounced “NEUmonia“. The “p“ is silent, like the “p“ in “pswimming“
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I hate bigots and Baptists