"Who had deceived thee so often as thyself?
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Theron Marcus Vining
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The Puritan ethic is the constant fear that someone, somewhere, is having a good time.
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Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
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He who walks in the middle of the road gets run over by both sides
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The Irish have no culture.
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Don’t take moderation too far, moderation should not be taken to extremes.”
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It's in the script
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After dinner, Rita turned to Theron and said: you missed your chance.
Theron: Chance to what (of course he replied).
Rita: Chance to avoid growing old. The only way to avoid growing old is to die young, and you missed your chance on that one.
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Jesus H Christ
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Horses sweat. Men perspire. Women glow.
Lol, when I said something about a sweaty summer day. I was glowing thru my t-shirt.
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You pays your monies, you takes your chances