Theron Marcus Vining

You pays your monies, you takes your chances

There's only one thing worse than growing older. Not growing older.

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

It's like hitting yourself with a hammer because it feels so good when you stop.

Q. "Why did you wait so long to finally have children?"

A. "My wife finally took me seriously when I was just poking around in fun"

You know you're getting old when you can't recall if it happened 20 years ago or 30.

That‘s a kind of logic. Specious, but still a kind of logic.

How much fun does a priest have? Nun.

The Beatles won‘t last.