Razors pain you;<br>Rivers are damp;<br> cvining Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:01

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramps.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to cvining Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:01

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. (speaking of Katharine Hepburn)

Men seldom make passes<br />At girls who cvining Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:01

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.

They sicken of the calm, who knew the st cvining Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:01

They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.

That would be a good thing for them to c cvining Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:01

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

The best way to keep children home is to cvining Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:01

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.

If wild my breast and sore my pride,<br cvining Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:01

If wild my breast and sore my pride,
I bask in dreams of suicide,
If cool my heart and high my head
I think “How lucky are the dead.“

If all the girls who attended the Yale p cvining Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:01

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn‘t be a bit surprised.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie. cvining Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:01

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

A little bad taste is like a nice dash o cvining Thu, 01/14/2016 - 17:01

A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.