"If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.
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Selected Quotes of Yogi Berra
"Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.
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"When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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"It’s déjà vu all over again.
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"We made too many wrong mistakes.
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"If you don’t know where you’re going, you might wind up someplace else.
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"It gets late early out here.
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"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
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"Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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"Pair up in threes.
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"The future ain’t what it used to be.
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"Slump? I ain’t in no slump … I just ain’t hitting.
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"Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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"It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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"A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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"He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
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"You can observe a lot by watching.
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"I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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"Never answer an anonymous letter.
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"It ain’t over till it’s over.
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"I never said most of the things I said.
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"If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.
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