"The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life.
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Monty Python
Submitted by cvining on
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,