You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

I've been things and seen places.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A hard man is good to find.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.