I put forth an amendment that outlaws the depositing of sperm anywhere other than in a woman's vagina.

Active Chess?  What does that make me, the Passive World Champion?

Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and college. He wants us all to be literally fucking stupid.

My point is, if another country does to us what we do to others, we’re not going to like it very much. So I would say that maybe we ought to consider a golden rule in — in foreign policy. ... We endlessly bomb . . . these countries and then we wonder — wonder why they get upset with us? And — and yet it — it continues on and on.   This idea that we can’t debate foreign policy, then all we have to do is start another war? I mean, it’s — it’s warmongering. ... They’re building up for another war against Iran, and people can’t wait to get in another war. This country doesn’t need another war. We need to quit the ones we’re in. We need to save the money and bring our troops home.

My primary phone is the iPhone, I love the beauty of it. But I wish it did all the things my Android does, I really do.