Selected Quotes

"I don't like it and I'm sorry I had anything to do with it. "

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man. "

"To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. "

"I remembered how Albert Camus talks about the concept of resistance. The idea is that if you see that you cannot win, do everything in your power to resist. And that memory gave me the determination I needed. "

"Horses sweat. Men perspire. Women glow.
Lol, when I said something about a sweaty summer day.  I was glowing thru my t-shirt. "

"God gives us a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time  "

"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't. "

"Coco: But idiots are hard to find, I should think. Baron Philippe de La Tour-La Tour: Oh no, not in the scientific world. "

"Jenny Halsey: You are a good man. Nick Morton: You don't know that. Jenny Halsey: Yes, I do. There's good man inside of you fighting to come out. You saved my *life*. You gave me the only parachute without thinking. Nick Morton: [taken aback] I thought there was another one. "

"On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays we use the wave theory; on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays we think in streams of flying energy quanta or corpuscles. "

"Jesus H Christ "

"After dinner, Rita turned to Theron and said: you missed your chance. Theron: Chance to what (of course he replied). Rita: Chance to avoid growing old. The  only way to avoid growing old is to die young, and you missed your chance on that one. "

"Get over it "

"It's in the script "

"Don’t take moderation too far, moderation should not be taken to extremes.” "

"The Irish have no culture. "

"He who loves not wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long. "

"He who walks in the middle of the road gets run over by both sides "

"Sex is the sewer drain of a healthy body, sir! Any use of the sexual act other than procreation is a waste of vital energy! Wasted seeds are wasted lives! "

"The liver is the only thing standing between the smoker and death! Also certain other things have to be avoided... like, uh, feather beds, and romantic novels... and the, uh, touching of one's organs. Masturbation is the silent killer of the night! The vilest sin of self-pollution! It is the sin of Onan! "

"The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is notorious. "

"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? "

"You have to have a heart to have an attack "

"I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub. "

"I still have objections to the … beauty of quantum mechanics, but she is correct. "